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Oh sweet baby jesus this. THIS WOMAN. THIS WOMAN IS THE MOST CRAZY PERSON I HAVE EVER HEARD ABOUT.

Mother of god. I'm just sitting here and crying and cradling my face.


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RIGHT. Fucking hell, I got it!

It's so mediocre, considering how I just spent the last ten minutes ripping out my own hair with frustration at my inability to remember. I better shut up and write before I forget again.

You know 9 am lectures? Right, I wake up 1 and a half hours in advance, so I can take my time and not worry about getting late. But ( Read more... )

my brain is so fucking weird. I swear.

I came on here to post up a rant, (it was a valid rant, also about my brain being weird), and then got distracted by a gif of sherlock climbing over that coffee table in season 1, in his bathrobe, AND I'VE COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN MY VERY VALID RANT FUCK THIS SHIT. WTF. 

So, in response to a suggestion on Tumblr, I sent an email to Richard Brook.


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Watch this and tell me you don't want to marry this guy just because of the love he shows that widdle hedgehog? I mean, calling it cute is one thing--treating it with such adoration MELTED MY FROZEN HEART GUISE. I WANT TO HAVE HIS BABIES BECAUSE HOPEFULLY HE'LL TREAT ME AND THEM WITH THE SAME LOVE AND AFFECTION AND ADORATION. WHY CAN'T MORE BOYS BE ( Read more... )

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THIS. THIS. I CAN'T. SHORT CIRCUITING. HNNNNG. *dies*

Right. So I'm beat beyond reason, haven't slept more than six hours since Saturday afternoon (it's now Monday midnight), and I'm about to crash. I ask for ELG to send me her essay, and I'll send her mine, just to double check, right? It's only logical. It's not like I'm going to fucking copy her essay. She, she doesn't even tell me she doesn't want ( Read more... )

SHERLOCK SRSLY GUISE YOU GUISE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I CAN'T EVEN I CAN'T BREATHE FROM THE HOUNDS EPISODE. GODTISS, LET ME WORSHIP YOU. SHERLOCK FUCKING HELL LET ME UNGH I CAN'T ( Read more... )

I love fandom. And I love the internet. I swear, there are some amazing people out there. I was just trawling through the x-men kink memes, and came across this. There's been a bit of a wank, and someone said:


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I love Durham. I love it here. I do not regret coming here, despite the fact that the work load's truly shit (did my first submission today morning), and I've met a douche bag of epic proportions. My friends are brilliant. My flat is brilliant. My family life is NOT brilliant ( Read more... )